Jean shorts

Advocates of this garment are as oblivious to their offense as a flatulent deaf guy.

Comic book conventions

The entry badge might as well be a promise ring.

Authentic reproductions

This oxymoronic memorabilia is the perfect gift for the
ingenious mongoloid in your life.

John Stamos

The only thing this Greek god has going for him is a mug that makes Apollo look like a hungover Tom Petty.