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The AntiChris
Where the unrepentant get their due.
20080229
Hawaiian shirts
If the sexiest man in the world can’t pull it off, what makes you think you can?
20080222
"Living life to the fullest"
An expression commonly uttered by one who attends DeVry, works at The Sharper Image, and/or subsists on a steady diet of frozen burritos.
20080218
Smooth jazz
This opiate of the urban bourgeoisie has about as much artistic integrity as Florence Griffith Joyner’s fingernails on a chalkboard.
20080208
Betta (a.k.a. Siamese Fighting Fish)
Their mere presence is a sure sign that you’re planted firmly in, or flirting dangerously with, the white trash demographic. Same goes for silverfish.
20080201
Taking a picture of someone taking a picture of you.
I've seen buckets of dirt clods that are more inspired than this maneuver.
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"Living life to the fullest"
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Chris Elzinga
I wear a disconcerting amount of gold.
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