Twins that dress alike

Perhaps the most egregious offense that twins can commit—aside from being Jeremy and Jason London.

A group of youths

More terrifying than a car full of chemically imbalanced clowns.

Boogie Boarding

The socially acceptable way to say, "I pee sitting down."

Sam from Diff'rent Strokes

This bowl-headed sass-mouth did for redheaded stepchildren what "Jaws" did for sharks.

Plus-size models

Sure, they're attractive. If you account for gravitational pull.