Hearing aids diguised as Bluetooths

Now, if only you could do something about the douchebag handicap.

Single-wide trailers

When you’re this down and out, you’ve gotta go double or nuthin’.

Keanu Reeves

He portrays a mentally retarded person in every movie,
and somehow he still can’t win an Oscar.

Wiccans

The cardinal virtues of this religion are flag twirling, cats, depression, and cheese.

Midget ponies

Too small for cowboys. Too nippy for midgets.