Kenny Rogers' makeover

As the Thom Yorke eye will attest, The Gambler’s plastic surgeon clearly doesn’t know when to fold ’em.

The Phillie Phanatic

He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, stuffed inside an enigma of self-hatred.

Jam bands

Traffic jams are more enjoyable.

Sarah Palin

As with car show spokesmodels and parrots, memorization is
a far cry from sentience.