Segways

Evidently the only time red state tourists are pro-science is when it keeps them from wheezing.

Chad Kroeger of Nickelback

Kurt Cobain minus awesome.

Aquaman

If wearing tights and talking to fish makes one a superhero,
then maybe it’s time I reassess my Uncle Dan.

Ansel Adams posters

These things are about as discerning as “Hang in There”
cat posters.