20070928

The Future


It's the 21st century and yet instead of robot maids, we have robots that do little more than rob us of our money and our dignity.

20070920

Spotters


If I wanted to get yelled at by a meathead, I'd hide Lou Ferrigno's hearing aids.

20070912

Scooters that pretend to be motorcycles


These counterfeit hogs are about as convincing as a midget on stilts.

KFC Famous Bowls


Like a last meal on death row, this dish was designed to provide momentary comfort to those whose futures are bleak.

20070911

Gallagher Too


He gained notoriety for stealing the act of his sledge-hammer wielding brother, Gallagher. To counteract this affront, Gallagher (America’s foremost authority in the War on Watermelon) refocused his wrath and slapped him with a lawsuit. And thank God. Because we need another Gallagher like we need another Hepatitis.

20070910

Cads


The adorable Cockney accent will only get you so far, you scamps.

20070901

Nunchucks


These relatively ineffective chain sticks are far less threatening than they appear—not unlike whale sharks or Sylvester Stallone.