20081230

Jean shorts


Advocates of this garment are as oblivious to their offense as a flatulent deaf guy.

20081220

Comic book conventions


The entry badge might as well be a promise ring.

20081217

Authentic reproductions


This oxymoronic memorabilia is the perfect gift for the
ingenious mongoloid in your life.

20081209

John Stamos


The only thing this Greek god has going for him is a mug that makes Apollo look like a hungover Tom Petty.