20080429

Townies


A posturing breed of ne'er-do-wells indigenous to A&W and Dairy Queen parking lots and prone to blaring last year's rap hits from the RadioShack woofers in their hatchbacks.

20080428

Scandinavian metal outfit, Dream Evil


These guys are exactly one pair of goggles shy of hailing from Orlando. (I hear that Ritchie Rainbow (left) is the sensitive one).

20080415

Confederate soldier reenactors


This role is as big a stretch as Clay Aiken starring in "Rent."

20080406

Dreamcatchers


The only dreams these things catch are those of turquoise jewelry, Lee jeans, and wolf t-shirts.

20080402

Cylons


Contrary to popular opinion, you can polish a turd.