20081121

Hearing aids diguised as Bluetooths


Now, if only you could do something about the douchebag handicap.

20081112

Single-wide trailers


When you’re this down and out, you’ve gotta go double or nuthin’.

Keanu Reeves


He portrays a mentally retarded person in every movie,
and somehow he still can’t win an Oscar.

20081106

Wiccans


The cardinal virtues of this religion are flag twirling, cats, depression, and cheese.

Midget ponies


Too small for cowboys. Too nippy for midgets.