20090520

Kenny Rogers' makeover


As the Thom Yorke eye will attest, The Gambler’s plastic surgeon clearly doesn’t know when to fold ’em.

20090515

The Phillie Phanatic



He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, stuffed inside an enigma of self-hatred.

20090514

Jam bands


Traffic jams are more enjoyable.

20090513

Sarah Palin


As with car show spokesmodels and parrots, memorization is
a far cry from sentience.