20101217

Juggalos (ICP fans)


These dirtclowns are more disaffected than
Steve Guttenberg's career.

20101015

Mandels


Sometimes walking is controlled failing.

20100823

Unibrows


One is the loneliest number.

20100730

The Tea Party


Ignorence ain't alweys blis.

20100622

Backyard wrestling


It's like the Harvard Business School—if you're business is
drooling in buckets.

20100527

Cockapoos


A meth-addled merman would make for a better pet than this hybrid abomination.

Healing crystals


This new age gimmickry will bring about as much serenity as shelling out $300 to ride a hot air balloon into a rainbow with Yanni as he blurts histrionic morning breath into your face.

20100526

Sweatpants


A cry for help not even cutters will succumb to.

20100427

LARPers (Live Action Role Players)


Even their fantasy lives are socially awkward.

20100413

Super fans


Vegetables make fascism grow strong like the Hulk.

20100311

Neck tattoos


They wear their hearts on their sleeves and their
daddy issues on their necks.

20100215

Barry Manilow


Just a geriatric rat in drag, sniffing for his next morsel of cheese.

20100203

Roller Rink officials


Like motel stains, these doofs only flourish under black light.

20100111

Guidos


This breed of Oompa Loompa is afflicted merely with
dwarfish frontal lobes.