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Twins that dress alike


Perhaps the most egregious offense that twins can commit—aside from being Jeremy and Jason London.

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A group of youths


More terrifying than a car full of chemically imbalanced clowns.

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Boogie Boarding


The socially acceptable way to say, "I pee sitting down."

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Sam from Diff'rent Strokes


This bowl-headed sass-mouth did for redheaded stepchildren what "Jaws" did for sharks.

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Plus-size models


Sure, they're attractive. If you account for gravitational pull.