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Cockapoos


A meth-addled merman would make for a better pet than this hybrid abomination.

Healing crystals


This new age gimmickry will bring about as much serenity as shelling out $300 to ride a hot air balloon into a rainbow with Yanni as he blurts histrionic morning breath into your face.

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Sweatpants


A cry for help not even cutters will succumb to.